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Penn & Teller present: The Holier than Thou Bath Towel And Magical Wardrobe. Order NOW!!
Penn & Teller present: The Holier than Thou Bath Towel And Magical Wardrobe. Order NOW!!
22 Comments
November 21st, 2009 at 9:13 am
To be a sourcerer, you have to be a mouse of a mouse and own a dog.
November 21st, 2009 at 9:52 am
i would buy it!
November 21st, 2009 at 10:41 am
wait….you separated jesus from the bible in the same statement?
for the rest of the statement I assume you meant to say “as long as they believe in doing good and that there is more to existence than what is at face value, god approves. loyalty to a religion is not a requirement to being on the same side as god. Believing in “good” is good enough for god.
I know you posted here a year ago, I am sorry to interrupt your day
November 21st, 2009 at 10:49 am
So you just need to be male and have at least 15 generations before you? I’m a dang sourcerer! Is that the same as a sorcerer?
November 21st, 2009 at 10:51 am
There’s nothing wrong with being skeptical, or picking and choosing when it comes to putting all your faith into something. Nobody’s going to Hell as long as they at least realize God exists, entrust Jesus as their savior, and are a good person. Belief in the children’s book stories in the bible is just a plus.
November 21st, 2009 at 11:41 am
lol
November 21st, 2009 at 12:03 pm
Hell naw; all you need to be sourcerer is to be the 8th son of an 8th son.
November 21st, 2009 at 12:59 pm
to be a Sourcerer all we have to believe is that power comes from ourself. As if we are the source of, thought, wisdom, will, energy, control, intellect. IE: A whore puts on Makeup to cast a spell, in the hopes that she will attract a “John.” That is sorcery. Disney would have us believe that Sorcery requires a magic wand. Nope, just believe in yourself and leave out God, and you are a bonified sorcerer scientist.
November 21st, 2009 at 1:17 pm
You can’t “cast” experiemnts, man. It’s not a spell…
November 21st, 2009 at 1:37 pm
Well spotted.
November 21st, 2009 at 2:06 pm
Bullshit.
November 21st, 2009 at 2:28 pm
The costume makes Teller look like a Teletubby.
November 21st, 2009 at 3:18 pm
That’s exactly what God would want us to believe.
November 21st, 2009 at 3:23 pm
It is important to know God cannot Lie. “Titus 1:2
In hope of eternal life, which God, that cannot lie, promised before the world began;” Our understanding of God (Love,Truth) relies on the Spirit(God) giving us understanding and ears to hear it. The devil is the father of all lies. God doesn’t deceive whom he loves.
November 21st, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Im freakin out bout this stuff. I’m a little worried that God might not be good. He inspired man to write about him in a such a good way. What if he just wants us to think that?
November 21st, 2009 at 4:44 pm
Being Deceived is not Good. God is Good. It isn’t as if God hasn’t inspired men to write the Truth about what God is doing, in the Bible. Think of it this way, if someone is Designed to burn in Hell, they go to the Bible with an interpretation (already built into them) that will twist the scriptures to their own destruction. God has to give “The Love of the Truth” in order to seek God.
November 21st, 2009 at 4:56 pm
God deceives a lot of people, and that’s good?
November 21st, 2009 at 4:58 pm
Did you get your hands on the shroud yourself and cast “scientific” experinents on it? Did you hear that information or read it somewhere? Interresting how we don’t want to trust and believe what man wrote, inspired of God, and yet we trust and believe writings of Man when they confirm our “unbelief in God.” God deceives a lot of people as the scripture say, and is Good.
November 21st, 2009 at 5:04 pm
The burns are chemical burns, probably photosensitive chemicals in a primitive camera obscura.
November 21st, 2009 at 5:44 pm
They brought up the shroud but the can’t create the image the way the shroud had it’s image made….Burns. They are fun tricksters though
November 21st, 2009 at 6:37 pm
I thought Teller was naked at first. haha
November 21st, 2009 at 7:14 pm
Priceless! These guys rock.