Mar
24

How much Gatorade does it take to start sweating rainbows?

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I’ve been drinking purple grape gatorade for 3 days straight and no matter how much exercise I do I’m not sweating purple. I’ve been jogging, trampoline jumping etc. and it’s not working. Am I not drinking enough or something? How much does it take for this effect to take place? Am I doing it wrong?

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5 Comments

1

it don’t work that way
you only can sweat either sweat or blood
so you can sweat in red or clear liquid

2

Haha! Be the first to find out. Start with a case of each color.

Mr Owl..Mr Owl…how many gatorades does it take to sweat rainbows…Hhmm…lets find out…1…2…??

3

Well the answer is simple! All you have to do is inject the gatorade into your veins like you’re shooti’ up the heroine and viola! You will be sweating ranbows and unicorns by the time it reaches your heart and kills you. :)

4

you must chug-a-lug 1 1/2 gallons in 20 seconds.

5

you dont sweat gatorade you fucking dumbass!

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